Title: You Dirty Tease
Author: classicFREAK
Rating: R
Warning: smut and murder and strippers.
Summary: ClassicFREAK has a million ideas in her head, sometimes they come to fruitation as full stories, sometimes they start hot and heavy, but fizzled to nothing and never get finished. Here are uncompleted stories, ideas and general WTF.
Disclaimer: This ( Read more... )

Title: Let's Keep It Together (1/?)  Prologue
Author: ClassicFREAK
Rating: PG-13 (I'm a swearer)
Warnings: I have no idea what's going on. Don't kill me.
Disclaimer: I sleep with a picture of Dan Harmon under my pillow, we're sleeping together but I don't own Community
Summary: It's hard to live your life when doubt trys to kill your optimisim
Pairings: ( Read more... )

I have no idea why I thought I should try my hand at fluff? it's all angsty and it'll be smut before long but whatever. I'm just nervous this Winger Speech is going to blow chunks. Help me? (Not that anyone is going to see this but whateves)

( The shittiest Winger speech because I'm not insperational at all )

I'm writing a fic for a prompt from a million years ago, and thought it's been fulfilled mine's different so whatever. I was going to end it this way but I got a different idea and I like it better, but this one is pretty awesome too.

THIS IS RATED M AKA NSFW AKA THERE IS DIRTY-NESS UNDER THE CUT.

Phone Sex with Strangers Alt. Ending
( it's here under the cut because I hate it when the post is too long *OCD* )

Title: Comparisons (Or 5 things Annie is better at than Britta)
Author: ClassicFREAK 
Rating: NC-17/M
Words: 2,975
Warning: Smutty McSmut Smut
Disclaimer: Dan Harmon you make me weep tears of joy.
Summary: Exactly as the title says
Author's Notes: I hope I didn't rip on Britta too bad, but ... yeah.Not sure if I actually like this but I've always wanted ( Read more... )

Title: Angry Sex is Best
Author: ClassicFREAK
Rating: NC-17/M
Warning: Smutty McSmut Smut.
Disclaimer: Dan Harmon = God, Annie = Loser.
Author's Notes: I swear to God I'm just cranking stories out. I've broken a dam of ideas and I don't know how to stop them. Ficcy!Friday prompt from brin_bailey; Jeff likes to get Annie mad at him because it turns him on.
First ( Read more... )

Title: The Green Eyed Monster is a Bitch.
Author: ClassicFREAK
Rating: PG - 13 (Lots of swearing.)
Word Count: 4,689
Disclaimer: Dan Harmon is a God and I bow at his feet.
Summary: Britta's pregnant. Annie is a godsent. Britta's an idoit. Future!Fic
Authors Note: Ficcy Friday Prompt from imbettygrable Britta's Pregant. I asked her what she wanted and found that my ( Read more... )

Title: Getting Out
Author: ClassicFREAK
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: Remedial Chaos Theory, or you have no idea what's going on.
Disclaimer: Dan Harmon rules my worl with an iron fist.
Summary: Annie has had enough of acting like a little girl to get what she wants. She is Woman, hear her rationalize.

( She's been getting bits and pieces of the story through the questions she's been able to ask the study group. What happened to your arm, are you drunk and where’s Pierce were all answered with silence. After her little talk with the group, which ended with her hyperventilating with grief when the flash backs started attacking her brain like a zombie. )